~Happy Family~(PART TWO)

Finally~~!! I am finally posting the second piece of ~Happy Family~Due to certain unforeseen circumstances (But mainly cuz I want to tease Miao so I din post it...*Evil Laugh*)before, I haven't been able to post it~Now, to continue with me 'family introduction'~

~My Son-In-Law~
SHE is my daughter's husband. Yup, it's a 'she', so you don't have to worried about your eyesight~She is a member of choir just like me and is the Naib Pengerusi~We were together as a group and entered Bakat Chung Hwa together for the past few years~She was always there and is a very best friend of mine~She is cheerful and cute but very short~>_<~She is also very popular de~Especially among those aunty uncles and those lower form students~She sings very very well~But she sometimes think too much too~Haha~Those in my family seem to have a tendency to think too much...Dunno why...She is also very good with my second wife and the three of us aways 'kisiao' together~Although you see her all cute and nice, she also can get very scary when she is angry.....Like become a totally different person...Trust me, you certainly don't want to be the person she is mad at....

And now, I must state the relationship that she has with my family besides being my daughter's husband. Okay, here goes: She is my daughter's husband. She is my affair. She was upgraded to the status of my third wife for a brief period. She is my second wife's wife. She is my housekeeper's sister. She and my second wife have a daughter and a son. The daughter and son are considered as my granddaughter and grandson.

Haha~Confused liao mar?? Also, she is called polar bear~She is now studying to be a nurse in UM~Hope she will graduate fast fast and go infect others with that cute smile of hers~Gambate yo~My darling son-in-law~!!

~My HouSeKeePeR~
My god~!!She has to be the most strongest short person that I know~!!I met her during Form 1 but it was not until Form 2 where we studied at the same class that we really got to become close friends...After becoming friends, we always kisiao together. She is quite short, has big eyes and wears spectacles. She is also very very white and has rosy cheeks. Whenever she gets mad or excited, her face become as red as tomato. Trust me, it really is THAT red. Besides that, I think this gal might have a bit of superhuman strength...Why? Because during our Form 2 years, whenever we play the fool and fight each other while sitting on the same chair, there was never ONCE that I managed to push her down the chairs...It was always me who got pushed down....ME!! Getting push down by a weak looking and small person...And I think I must have been TWICE her size...*SHIVERS*....Really--Never judge a person by looks alone....O_O"

Also, she is the person who always discuss with me things about books or movies, or animes or comics. It seems both of us have the same interest in this perticular area. Also, her house has a BIG cabinet with quite a number of books, which makes me always borrowing books from her~Sorry ya~P.Rung~She is also my number ONE food supplier during recess. She always come to my class and shares her food with me~*SOBS* Thank you so much~!!If it wasn't for you I might have starved to death dy~!!Besides that, she is also very good with my first wife~I must say she is kind of like the introducer between me and huey shenn....She also is my accomplice in teasing my STUPID cat~!!!*EVIL LAUGH*

Dear Pei Rung ar, you see I right such GOOD things bout you, while Ah Miao keep complaining about you didn't give her anything to eat~Can c I am the better person leh~~O_O~Therefore, next time you come back we both go *AHEM* Ah Miao nah~Wakakaka~~

P.S: Dun keep saying I din give you gaji leh~I so good liao mar....>_<.....Besides, you don't need me to feed you mar...Your shop got SOOO many breads and cakes~

~My CaT~
HAIZ. Really dunno where to start about this cat nih...(Too many weird+bad things to say until dunno how to put in words...>_<)...Hmm~Let's see, this is a very very sikong 'cat', who always think her status sipe high and likes to dismiss the fact that she was a STRAY my kind-hearted and pretty younger daughter picked up....Besides that, she also very like to scold my second wife as 'perempuan jalang' when it is very CLEAR that her status is lower than my second wife~Ah Miao ar~If I have to choose between Yenjie and you I sure choose her de nuh~~Wakakaka~Dun cry nuh~>_<~(Who call you write me so bad in your blog~??BLEK!!) Also, she like to pretend innocent and flutter her eyelids when she wants to deny something or wants something. She likes to 'seduce' people too...By 'seduce', I mean: Dragging her smelly and wearing stocking feet over your legs, using her SINFUL hands to grope and touch you and also hugging and throwing her so called "SEDUCTIVE" looks at you. Really~!!As if she thinks that by doing so will help her get the way she wants...Ah Miao ar, by doing so you only make other's value decrease nia...As your "Tidak BERNILAI" hands touch people will make others lose value de you know mar???

Also, this cat also very untruthful de....She ming2 ming2 is the wife of TKS but still dun want to admit it. But let me tell you something, by sitting behind her and TKS for a year and now sitting beside her, I can definitely say that these two not only "ada highway" but the highway already tar beautifully and with signposts erected nicely liao....But the both of them getting more and more daring liao I think..."Daring" in a sense of public display of LOVE and AFFECTION, also the NAME CALLING and the POKING and having FUN around one another, and also the sneaking GLANCES and the unforgettable moment of TRUTH where one party says "I LOVE YOU" to the other.......ETC. (OMG!!I am so getting KILLED for writing and publishing this....T_T) Anyway, what I was saying is they are getting along well, which makes me, as the head of the family, to feel very happy and relax about....But recently Ah Miao like very sexually frustated as she keeps groping me...O_O....And other people too....She seems to be having the "seven year itch" and is preying for VICTIMS....She seems to have found one by the special number of 21.19 liao....HAHAHAHA~~(Ah Miao~You know who I am talking bout rite?)Also, she now oso jalang want steal TKS's cousin, Zhen Jee....See? Such an annoying cat...

But to the brighter side of this cat of mine, she is a very straightfoward and nice person. She also quite caring de~But she is also a person who thinks too DAMN much....She is a karate-do champion who once represented our nation~She is also a person who appreciates friendship a lot and also someone who is quite responsible(....in a way...). She is also very rebellious and is said to be a very "BEBAS" person by Mr. Tan Ao and "the happiest girl in school' by Mr. Yean L.H.

You see!! I write so many good things about you....>_<.....So dun kill me nuh~I finally got write about you liao mar~!!>_<

~My DoG/My CaT's "HUBBY"~
As he INSISTS that I write about him, claiming that he is ALSO a part of the family, I am going to tell you bout Mr. TKS~I must have known him for about 8 to 9 years now, but it wasn't until Form 2 that we got more along. He is a nice person with a good heart but sometimes his mouth just tends to blurt things out unexpectedly. This is the main cause, I think, for the rivalry before and also making Ah Miao bu shuang him in the first place...But now he has really changed quite a lot liao and I really salute him for willing to make the change....But he still likes to pretend sak....=_="....He is voted as monitor for two years in a row liao showing that he actually quite responsible...I say 'quite' cuz he still not that good lui~>_<...But sometimes this person really very kiam pak for his attitude and doings~But he is still a very good friend of mine~A bit goofy at times but quite an ok person. He is also very scared of being poked but still want hand-itch go poke other people...Making him to become the victim in the end...=_="....Nowadays, whenever I see him, Ah Miao and Zhen Jee hanging around each other, I will immediately have this thought: "WOW. Really look like family." (Damn...I am SOOOOOOO getting killed for writing this...) Also, he is like the bitter love prince (...or toad..?) that always faces a wall in relationships...Haiz...Pity you lar Siang~If you somehow manage to read his blog, you will find it filled with bitter complaints and heart rending memories~Really, can't you write more cheerful things??!! Also, he likes to sing very much but somehow whenever he sings, Ah Miao will look like she is getting tortured or getting killed (it depends on what song he sings....>_<).....

P.S: I can't say too many good things about him as I am afraid his head and ego will become so big he can't walk or even stand~

That's it~!!The second part of "My Family"~Hope you managed to get a quite clear picture of my 'slightly' dysfunctional 'Family'~

No complaints bout me not writing about you two liao noh~Mr.TKS and Ms. Heng?? >_<

P.S: I was having a bit of a headache when I wrote the Miao and TKS part, so there MIGHT be parts that are merely my IMAGINATION~O_O......So dun believe everything nuh~Miao and TKS are just "friends" (or so they say.....But I find room for improvement...>_<)....But it MIGHT also be that I am writing this cuz I dun want to be killed or hurt badly by some people that I MIGHT have mentioned in this blog...(Notice I used a lot of 'MIGHT'.....)

I am now "Pitchar EeWWW~!!"

Haiz...Is it just my imagination, or are my nicknames getting more and more??Now with the newly added "eewwwww" behind "pitchar", I have officially received a new name....Really, do these 18 year-olds have to just pick every response I make and then use them against me?!Haiz....Also, I keep having a feeling that I am always getting teased...Yeah, yeah, so what if I am smaller than a year by all of you?Doesn't mean I could be teased...=_="......But it was all just friendly gestures and quite good fun though~>_<~Hahaha... And there is still that 'Tidak BERNILAI" person who keeps insisting she is "TidakTERNILAI"......You know I mean u rite??She keeps sikong she very priceless and wanna pretend she like the "extra virgin olive oil" but in reality........Eeeww~Hahahahahahaha~I just joking lar~Dun get mad nah~I know u very 'PURE' lui lar~But I must say I am very glad to c u n ur dear hubby a.k.a Mr.Tan K.S getting along so well lar~It really makes me wanna cry..*SOBS*....Also, if you two din realise, you two got a lot in common, so you two should be able to become good good friends if you want. Let's see.....

1. Both of you can't eat seafood....Except fish of course....
2. Both of you always like to kacau people~>_< style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Conclusion: Both of you should definitely get more closer lar~Dun shy shy de.....Hahahahaha....I wait for GOOD NEWS nuh~Ah-Ms. Sikong-Sendiri-Tidak-Ternilai-Miao ar~You dun 'fake dead' nah.....Ppl TKS edi so open bout ur relationship liao u mar accept lar~O_O

Now, on to more relevant matters-->My recent school life:

As editor to this year's majalah CH, I must say it really isn't an easy matter....Have to keep going to look for teachers and oso sort things out.....Haiz....So busy in school until always go home and sleep a lot...Make my mum wonder wat happen to me nia....Also, I am very very paiseh to say that I very behind on the recent teachings...Let me enlighten all of you by wat I mean by saying "BEHIND"=

Chemistry:
I already dunno drowned in wat chemical edi....Our dear sir teach with such god-speed that everything seems like a blur to me....And god-speed+not attentive during classes=empty chemistry info....And watching as Big Bro and Second Bro so attentive and always discussing Chemistry just make me feel more wanna go bang myself on the wall or dig a DEEP HOLE and bury myself and never come out again....And whenever I do find myself listening to him, it would be more like staring at him with big question marks atop of my head, and whenever he whip around with the cheery and easy-going lopsided smile and ask us: "....., bukan?" or "Do you understand?", I felt as if I could die of SHAME....!!!
Haiz....My dear lovely sir, Mr. Ng, I really really like you to bits but I am so ashamed of not keeping up with your classes~~!!!*CRIES* I swear I AM going to bring my Chemistry back to the standard you are teaching~YOSH!!!

Physics:
I think I must have been thrown out of the circular motion as I dun have enough centripetal force.....Ever since starting Chapter 4(And we are now in Chapter 7 liao...), I seem to be caught in a daze whenever I am having Physics class....The main reason for my falling back is due to the 'holy-than-thou' Mr.Yam who insists on me going for elocution competition...And after all the hard training and rushing of script, and sitting in Mr.Yam's car for maybe 2 hours hearing him preaching while worried to death about my safety, and going to ulu-place called Bukit Jawa only to find out I am the ONLY competitor so that means I am the so called Champion...And now I have to proceed to state level again!!!Ugh...Curse you, Mr.Yam. Anyway, due to certain unforeseen circumstances and other things, I am now still lost, going round and round the roundabout while others have already taken a trip to the moon/sun to study gravitational force and then back again....=_="
Haiz again, really, I should be stoned. Having such a handsome Physics teacher and I still can't pay attention....Someone, please kill me!!
Note to self: Besides Chemistry, I still have to brush up on my PHYSICS....I AM a PHYSICS student damn it~!!

Mathematics T1:
OH! That's my only thought whenever I see her. I must say, she sure doesn't disappoint our expectations by wearing the most unimaginable clothes ever. There was this once instance where she wore a very "beautiful" pure bright red with flashes of white dress/shirt/blouse? thing that had me blinking every three seconds I looked at her....Ugh...The horror....Anyway, I must say this is my most well kept up to date subject...Due to her recent outburst which led to her new interest in checking our homework, I have been diligently doing AND finshing her homework...Therefore, I guess flashy clothes and 'unique' personality sure helps me in my T1....

Mathematics T2:
Ugh....My maths T2....Nothing more could be said. Although it's not as bad as Chemistry where I don't know even an inch of what's he is talking bout, I know Maths T2, with the help of tuition of course, but I must still groan when T2 is mentioned...Why? Cuz....I think I haven't done her homework for more like a century liao...And my homework is now the same height as Mount Everest I think...(Although my Physics homework seems to be on the same level too...) Anyway, another note-to-self: FINISH T2 HOMEWORK~!!!

MUET:
DAMN. There is simply no other word to start describing my MUET classes. This is the class where I could sleep through without feeling even the remotest feeling of guilt. Of course, being the well disciplined person I am(AHEM...) I prefer to just stare blankly at Mr.Yam or just play the fool with Ms. Heng. Anyway, I am definitely not going to listen to his bulls***......Because with every single period, he just seem to manage to turn and twist the subject until he has the opportunity to start preaching....And when he isn't quoting from the Bible, he would discussing WEIRD things....Like that particular period where he shows great interest in sodomy and starts discussing about it...My gainings from that class: Sodomy comes from the 'sodom'. I could gape for quite long....Never before have I seen so many people taking the slightest interest in MUET class....
So, as you could plainly see, there is really no other way to approach this matter except the word: DAMN.
Haiz.....As Mr.Yam would quote, and I quote: May God save my MUET.....

Haiz...There you have it, my recent 'progress'.....That and coupled with a few things that happen recently, I must say I am really drowned...Mentally and Physically...Therefore, I must say that this holiday will certainly bring me some good to catch a breath and start catching up~YOSH! Gambate~Fighting~!!

P.S: I hope I won't get murdered by Ms.Heng and Mr.Tan when they see this blog....But if you were to find me stuffed and all bloodied in an alley somewhere.....You would know who to look for....O_O"

《许诺》～

最近疯狂的把裴勇俊和李智雅主演的《太王四神记》给看完了。。。这套剧真的超好看的，只不过结局不是我想要的完美好结局。。。T_T 虽然如此，但是我还是超爱这部剧，又加上它的音乐又是我最最爱的久石让所写的。啊。。。那音乐实在太太太好听了～！！剧里有一首叫做《许诺》的歌，是一位叫Jun Seo 的韩国歌手唱的。由于我超爱它的歌词，所以便把它放上来了～希望你们也喜欢～

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P．S：希望出《太王四神记2》，但要有好结局的。。。