Today, 24th September is my third day in the University of Nottingham, Malaysia Campus (fondly called UNMC by the people here), and to tell the major truth, it is that I still don't feel quite at home with it.
I haven't made any new friends yet, it's quite sad to say, but I bumped into a former form-mate of mine--Qi Yan, or known more as Bob of the Bio class. The fuzzy feeling of meeting someone from the same place as you and which you know and have common ground with is such a pleasant feeling that it definitely did help to take the edge away from the lurking loneliness in the background.
I still remember how at home I felt at Chung Hwa, with the exception of my first month over there back when I was in Form 1. And every time I walked into it for these past few years, I've never felt out of place, because it was a place that has become a part of my life in the past. But when I went back recently to take the school mag, the awkward feeling of standing out and feeling oddly uncomfortable made itself known, and for the first time in seven years, I understood that Chung Hwa could no longer be treated as a second home, the feeling of belonging had faded, and while I still missed it and will cherish the memories dearly, and might even hope to return to visit it sometimes, I understood then and there that it is time to move on from the place.
UNMC should by right become my second home now, but I guess it still feels so unfamiliar and strange to me that I can't feel that ease yet. And hopefully, when my lectures starts next Monday, I will have met a few more people and even made a few more friends, and like how it was during Form 1, I guess I would eventually progress to be able to roam the hallways and buildings with practiced ease and comfort.
But for now, I still have my reservations, and while I am not madly home-sick and crying my eyes out or losing appetite or some other weak stuff that a person who left home for the first time should be doing, I know with an aching dull to my heart that I miss my house and parents and cats back in KB, and I miss all my dear and wonderful friends that I have made over the years.
Hopefully, in the near future, I might feel more at home.
But for now, I end this post with a small smile and a longing to eat Chung Hwa canteen's Yong Tauhu, while sitting at my study table and typing fervently away to vent my frustrations...
Until next time then, adieu~!
Friday, September 24, 2010
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
New Blog!
I have a new blog!!
The address: http://fish-hobbies.blogspot.com
This blog will be dedicated mostly to reviews on movies, musics, pictures, dramas and such~So if any of you have interest you can check it out~!
And yeah, yeah, I know I have been neglecting this blog, but that's because I have nothing to update...XD
So, please check out my new blog!
And don't worry, I won't be abandoning this blog too~!
The address: http://fish-hobbies.blogspot.com
This blog will be dedicated mostly to reviews on movies, musics, pictures, dramas and such~So if any of you have interest you can check it out~!
And yeah, yeah, I know I have been neglecting this blog, but that's because I have nothing to update...XD
So, please check out my new blog!
And don't worry, I won't be abandoning this blog too~!
Monday, February 8, 2010
Things I Missed...
CNY is near and I am going back to SP in the next few days. I will probably be staying till end of February. And although the prospect of CNY is exciting, I find myself reminiscing the good ol' school days. And I find that I missed a lot of things.
Thing I Missed:
1. Seong Yong's way of saying 'feeling'.
2. Chia Hui and Chang Yong's "Oo-Oo" of imitating a bird.
3. The frenziness that usually occurs now which involves decorating notice board and class for CNY.
4. The act of conspiring together and vote for certain people to be monitor, ass. monitor, bendahari and so on...
5. The chatter among classmates.
6. The sort-of off-key singing of "我爱的人，不是我的爱人！！" by Shu Wei and their gang.
7. The Kuala Krai slang of Wai Lok and Pei Chin gang.
8. The ridiculous antics of Keng Sheng.
9. The teasing of Zhee Shin by both Kok Yong and Yi Wen.
10. The gossiping.
11. The plotting.
12. The huddling around in groups with the guys and talking of *ahem* things.
13. The hidden competition of saying things which have double meaning. (Usually will always be heard by Yi Wen/Keng Sheng/Kok Yong as something 'qiao')
14. Mr Lim's face and voice teaching us Physics.
15. Mr Ng's shocked expression when the boys come in late and he says: "Olor...!!"
16. Ms. Lim's blushing face when Kok Yong shouts out his compliment for her dress.
17. The way me and Kok Yong always discuss about Ms. Lim's clothing. >_<
18. The childish bantering and joking around.
19. The sight of Chia Hui eating her food from tupperware secretly.
20. The sight of Khang Siang sleeping on table. (Without Yi Wen beside him...XD)
21. The asking around to borrow homework.
22. Canteen's Yong Tauhu and fried kuew teow.
23. Searching of toilet keys.
24. Studying in library with Ah Kheng and Mei Jiun them.
25. Jason's sarcastic remarks.
26. A lot of people's hugs. (Yi Wen, Zhen Jee, Pei Chin, Qian Ling, Chia Hui, etc.)
27. The molesting. O_O
28. Acting silly. (Like scolding at a wall for 5 minutes...=_=")
29. Korek secrets from people.
30. Laugh and joke together.
31. Watching Zhee Shin try to collect class fee. (Which usually involves a lot of high pitched shouting which damage ears.)
32. The obtaining slip from guru bertugas to leave early.
33. The shouting around and grabbing of newspaper.
34. The high demand and circulation for '学海'.
35. The borrowing of stationary in the class.
Well, that's all I could think about. I will add some more if I think of it...>_<
Happy Chinese New Year everyone~!!!
Thing I Missed:
1. Seong Yong's way of saying 'feeling'.
2. Chia Hui and Chang Yong's "Oo-Oo" of imitating a bird.
3. The frenziness that usually occurs now which involves decorating notice board and class for CNY.
4. The act of conspiring together and vote for certain people to be monitor, ass. monitor, bendahari and so on...
5. The chatter among classmates.
6. The sort-of off-key singing of "我爱的人，不是我的爱人！！" by Shu Wei and their gang.
7. The Kuala Krai slang of Wai Lok and Pei Chin gang.
8. The ridiculous antics of Keng Sheng.
9. The teasing of Zhee Shin by both Kok Yong and Yi Wen.
10. The gossiping.
11. The plotting.
12. The huddling around in groups with the guys and talking of *ahem* things.
13. The hidden competition of saying things which have double meaning. (Usually will always be heard by Yi Wen/Keng Sheng/Kok Yong as something 'qiao')
14. Mr Lim's face and voice teaching us Physics.
15. Mr Ng's shocked expression when the boys come in late and he says: "Olor...!!"
16. Ms. Lim's blushing face when Kok Yong shouts out his compliment for her dress.
17. The way me and Kok Yong always discuss about Ms. Lim's clothing. >_<
18. The childish bantering and joking around.
19. The sight of Chia Hui eating her food from tupperware secretly.
20. The sight of Khang Siang sleeping on table. (Without Yi Wen beside him...XD)
21. The asking around to borrow homework.
22. Canteen's Yong Tauhu and fried kuew teow.
23. Searching of toilet keys.
24. Studying in library with Ah Kheng and Mei Jiun them.
25. Jason's sarcastic remarks.
26. A lot of people's hugs. (Yi Wen, Zhen Jee, Pei Chin, Qian Ling, Chia Hui, etc.)
27. The molesting. O_O
28. Acting silly. (Like scolding at a wall for 5 minutes...=_=")
29. Korek secrets from people.
30. Laugh and joke together.
31. Watching Zhee Shin try to collect class fee. (Which usually involves a lot of high pitched shouting which damage ears.)
32. The obtaining slip from guru bertugas to leave early.
33. The shouting around and grabbing of newspaper.
34. The high demand and circulation for '学海'.
35. The borrowing of stationary in the class.
Well, that's all I could think about. I will add some more if I think of it...>_<
Happy Chinese New Year everyone~!!!
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
New Post...?
I haven't been updating this blog since last year's August. And since a particular whiny cat and my lovely third wife Zhen Jee asked me to update, so here I am.
For this new year post, I am going to write a list of "10 Things You May Or May Not Know About Me"~
1. I hate the Twilight saga, books and movies included. Particularly I don't get the rave over Robert Pattinson's bird nest hair and Taylor Lautner's so called 'hot-bod'.
2. I do needlework. I don't think a lot of people know about this. I don't look like the type I think. But I have nimble fingers and love doing cross-stitch, which is very easy. A lot of people think it's hard but it really isn't.
3. I hate those movies with the title like "XXXX Movie". Example: Scary Movie, Disaster Movie, Date Movie etc etc. Although the minds behind such crude and mundane movie plots have recently gotten creative with other titles such as "Meet The Spartans", I still find the movie and plot and dialogue and...Oh who am I kidding, the WHOLE thing is just like a pile of crap. Yeah, crap, as in SHIT. So sue me if I don't share your sentiments.
4. I am a supporter of homosexuals rights, although I am straight. I think there's nothing wrong in people loving other people and I can't fathom why some think it's wrong to love. And besides, some who say that it's wrong because God condemns it is plain bull. If God is Almighty, then he wouldn't have made a mistake in creating homosexuals. That's how God wanted them to be I guess. I am not religious at all so I won't continue this rant, just expressing some opinions.
5. I collect notebooks. It is a weird hobby of mine. But I don't collect normal boring notebooks, I collect pretty, beautiful or meaningful ones. Some will have colourful covers while others will have well designed pages. Some have both of these combination and those are really hard to find. Maybe someday I will upload pictures of the notebooks I collect on FB or here. Depends I guess. But back to the topic, I now have maybe about or over 30 notebooks collected~>_<
6. I don't really like listening to hip-hop or altogether too loud and rock music. That's why I listen to Mix Fm I guess. A lot of people that I know are listening to Hitz Fm and some always ask me why I listened to Mix. Well frankly, it's the type of music they play which makes me made this choice I think. MIX is more for me, and I can't listen to HITZ at all. Sometimes I will get a bit irritated when people who are listening in to MIX with me suddenly says something like: "Woah, this channel got play such modern songs one ar?" God, I feel like bashing them in the head for their way of thinking and one-tracked mind. MIX actually plays a nice mix of songs, mostly pop, and none too rap-y or rock-y for my taste. Don't get me wrong, I listen to all genres of music, I do listen to some rock like Muse and Nickelback and Daughtry and so on. It's just HITZ isn't for me.
7. I love Studio Ghibli movies and Joe Hisaishi, the composer for the music of these movies. A lot of my friends don't really know the movies, but I have been watching Totoro since I was small and had been hooked on ever since. The music I only learned to admire when I was older, and I have to say its absolutely breathtakingly beautiful just listening to one of the pieces. One of the reasons I love the movies is how thought provoking and simple it is. No catchy phrases, simple dialogues, wonderful artwork and yet, it manages to bring out pure magic. Some people don't understand it though, they think it's just cartoon and find it boring. I find this pretty sad. Sad for those people who can't appreciate such work or sad for the movie unable to get through their mind I don't know, but I don't think I will ever be un-fascinated by them though. Once, when I was playing Joe Hisaishi on my car radio, someone told me that it was plain weird and creepy. I still feel offended. You can listen to people shouting all day long yet you can't appreciate a simple piano with orchestra piece? What is the world coming to? But maybe it's just not their thing. For those who are interested in Joe Hisaishi's pieces, The Legend Of Ashitaka of Princess Mononoke is a good piece to start on. It is a thoroughly magical song.
8. I am a lazy person. I love to procrastinate. Which is not something good. Look at how long I took to update my blog! Haha...But for my new year's resolution, I will TRY to not be so lazy~Do you think I will succeed though? Honestly, even I myself don't know. But some things are worth procrastinating right? There's a beauty in everything, as how I like to delude myself...O_O
9. I love Korea and Japanese songs. My recent addiction is Super Junior. I keep playing their songs over and over again. And my playlist is a huge mixture of english and japanese songs. In fact, I don't really listen to that much Chinese songs...>_< So whenever someone asks me about the new song that is playing on My fm, forgive me for not knowing a clue about it.
10. I love my cats.
...
...
...
Okay, so technically, that is something which I think everyone knows about, seeing that one of my friends said, if someone doesn't know I like cats then they definitely don't even know me. I like cats. And I love my cats. That is the first thing that one might pick up on me at first. =D
But since I ran out of things to write I just decided to write that. Haha. I think this post has been long enough, and for anyone who read through the whole of my self absorbed rant, thank you very much yo~!
Until next time then, which I hope will be in the near future~XD
For this new year post, I am going to write a list of "10 Things You May Or May Not Know About Me"~
1. I hate the Twilight saga, books and movies included. Particularly I don't get the rave over Robert Pattinson's bird nest hair and Taylor Lautner's so called 'hot-bod'.
2. I do needlework. I don't think a lot of people know about this. I don't look like the type I think. But I have nimble fingers and love doing cross-stitch, which is very easy. A lot of people think it's hard but it really isn't.
3. I hate those movies with the title like "XXXX Movie". Example: Scary Movie, Disaster Movie, Date Movie etc etc. Although the minds behind such crude and mundane movie plots have recently gotten creative with other titles such as "Meet The Spartans", I still find the movie and plot and dialogue and...Oh who am I kidding, the WHOLE thing is just like a pile of crap. Yeah, crap, as in SHIT. So sue me if I don't share your sentiments.
4. I am a supporter of homosexuals rights, although I am straight. I think there's nothing wrong in people loving other people and I can't fathom why some think it's wrong to love. And besides, some who say that it's wrong because God condemns it is plain bull. If God is Almighty, then he wouldn't have made a mistake in creating homosexuals. That's how God wanted them to be I guess. I am not religious at all so I won't continue this rant, just expressing some opinions.
5. I collect notebooks. It is a weird hobby of mine. But I don't collect normal boring notebooks, I collect pretty, beautiful or meaningful ones. Some will have colourful covers while others will have well designed pages. Some have both of these combination and those are really hard to find. Maybe someday I will upload pictures of the notebooks I collect on FB or here. Depends I guess. But back to the topic, I now have maybe about or over 30 notebooks collected~>_<
6. I don't really like listening to hip-hop or altogether too loud and rock music. That's why I listen to Mix Fm I guess. A lot of people that I know are listening to Hitz Fm and some always ask me why I listened to Mix. Well frankly, it's the type of music they play which makes me made this choice I think. MIX is more for me, and I can't listen to HITZ at all. Sometimes I will get a bit irritated when people who are listening in to MIX with me suddenly says something like: "Woah, this channel got play such modern songs one ar?" God, I feel like bashing them in the head for their way of thinking and one-tracked mind. MIX actually plays a nice mix of songs, mostly pop, and none too rap-y or rock-y for my taste. Don't get me wrong, I listen to all genres of music, I do listen to some rock like Muse and Nickelback and Daughtry and so on. It's just HITZ isn't for me.
7. I love Studio Ghibli movies and Joe Hisaishi, the composer for the music of these movies. A lot of my friends don't really know the movies, but I have been watching Totoro since I was small and had been hooked on ever since. The music I only learned to admire when I was older, and I have to say its absolutely breathtakingly beautiful just listening to one of the pieces. One of the reasons I love the movies is how thought provoking and simple it is. No catchy phrases, simple dialogues, wonderful artwork and yet, it manages to bring out pure magic. Some people don't understand it though, they think it's just cartoon and find it boring. I find this pretty sad. Sad for those people who can't appreciate such work or sad for the movie unable to get through their mind I don't know, but I don't think I will ever be un-fascinated by them though. Once, when I was playing Joe Hisaishi on my car radio, someone told me that it was plain weird and creepy. I still feel offended. You can listen to people shouting all day long yet you can't appreciate a simple piano with orchestra piece? What is the world coming to? But maybe it's just not their thing. For those who are interested in Joe Hisaishi's pieces, The Legend Of Ashitaka of Princess Mononoke is a good piece to start on. It is a thoroughly magical song.
8. I am a lazy person. I love to procrastinate. Which is not something good. Look at how long I took to update my blog! Haha...But for my new year's resolution, I will TRY to not be so lazy~Do you think I will succeed though? Honestly, even I myself don't know. But some things are worth procrastinating right? There's a beauty in everything, as how I like to delude myself...O_O
9. I love Korea and Japanese songs. My recent addiction is Super Junior. I keep playing their songs over and over again. And my playlist is a huge mixture of english and japanese songs. In fact, I don't really listen to that much Chinese songs...>_< So whenever someone asks me about the new song that is playing on My fm, forgive me for not knowing a clue about it.
10. I love my cats.
...
...
...
Okay, so technically, that is something which I think everyone knows about, seeing that one of my friends said, if someone doesn't know I like cats then they definitely don't even know me. I like cats. And I love my cats. That is the first thing that one might pick up on me at first. =D
But since I ran out of things to write I just decided to write that. Haha. I think this post has been long enough, and for anyone who read through the whole of my self absorbed rant, thank you very much yo~!
Until next time then, which I hope will be in the near future~XD
Saturday, August 22, 2009
～言情小说～
事情的发生：在Physics Lab 里，我们一群人正在兴高采烈的讨论关于言情小说。因为很碰巧的，竟发现有共同的兴趣。这时，班上的某位友人，（因为某些特殊关系，我被威胁不可揭发这人的身份，所以。。。）短称为X小姐，很三八的插入话题，并宣布了自己从没读过言情小说的事实。由于凯薇有带着一本，所以我们便建议她拿去读。
虽然挣扎了一下，但是X最终还是抵挡不了好奇心而借回去了。
结果第二天，她早上到学校便兴高采烈的告诉我她读完了，而且还很自豪似的。
之后，不知是太过无聊还是按捺不住了，她写了篇读后感给我：
读后感：
读过李雪瑜小姐强力推荐的《撒金败家女》（黑田著），我个人有些意见及想法。《撒金败家女》脱不开典型的色情言情小说故事路线。此类淫书籍一向爱以超级大富豪之子女或一夜间暴发的男女为主角，制造出一种“只有钱才能让感情升华”的假象。主角皆有俗称“杀死人不偿命”的样貌及身材，把人世间的爱鼓吹至天上有地下无的情景。书中主角也毫无避免的，是富豪；也毫无避免的，在第一次邂逅对彼此留下“深刻的印象和色相”，并对彼此产生“性趣”，乃俗书中的俗书。书中女主角虽贵为“美女”，却是“处子之身”，而且“第一次的男人”往往是“鲁莽、粗暴的男人”，并且事后一定后悔自己当初没有“怜香惜玉”。故事比童话故事更为美满。唯此书中的“巫婆”是女主角的小妈。书中也过动夸大男女私处。私处，便是私处。奈何作者用“神秘的花园”及“男性的骄傲”来美化“杂草堆”和“小弟”，把男女之事（运动）美化为“享受”。并把男主角的挑逗本事用女方的“欲仙欲死”来证明。尽管医学报告证实了超过一半的人不满意自己的性生活，然此书依然给了未成年少男女假希望。少男以为可以征服所有人，少女则以为可以收买人，乃此书之大错！
总结来说，此书带给本人的冲击力很大。我的眼睛受到了刺激。奉劝各位“三思而后读”。我发誓，再也不敢看了。
既然这为小姐那么爱写，我也好心点的给些评论好了。
评论：
这为同学，很明显的，你不是害羞过度，便是心虚了。虽然我猜是后者。以你死命的批评所有关系到“色”字眼的细节，我认为你也太明显的想掩饰自己得罪恶感。说吧，八成是看得流口水了，事后才后悔起来，恼羞成怒，才骂得如此吧！而且，这为同学，我难免发现到你只注意到书中“色”的部分。这可是十分要不得的！毕竟，男女之间的*ahem*运动，只不过是爱情上的点缀罢了。你为何没多注意主角之间的互动，感情的发展，及人格思想上的改变呢？唉！真是个要不得的丫头，还停留在小时候只对“性”及“样貌”感到有兴趣而完全忽略了其他的地步吗？而且，我觉得你可真是个太过跟随感情的家伙。这不是你的“第一次”么？怎么能如此肯定的把所有言情小说都拿这本为模范呢？让我告诉你吧，言情小说可是层出不穷的，每一本都有不同的构思，故事及人物。但愿你不要这么爽快的做结论。实在的，怎么这么孩子气，难道你平常看人一眼，不爽的话，便直接把他视为敌人吗？我但愿不是。此外，我认为你对自己及对异性的想法也未免太过极端了吧！而且你对“爱”这事也显得毫无经验及信心可言。为何你就如此否定男女之间的互动呢？而且，把自己的下面称为“杂草堆”也未免太失礼了！难道对自己的身体感到没信心？男生知道你对他们下体的想法有极大可能会气得不顾一切证明给你看男人的“长度”可不是可以拿来和“小”相提并论的！所以，对自己的性别及异性尊重点吧！还有一点，说穿了，“做”这种事从以前到现在还实行着，一定是因为“爽”吧！不然’做’来干什呀？不过，值得夸奖的，你文笔不错，而且我觉得你的脑袋真好，还蛮善于记这一类的“科学证明”。这点可喜可贺，证明了你拥有很好的记忆力，而且，也证明了你的潜意识是对“这种事”还颇感兴趣的！
所以，就以各种理由而言，我觉得你并不是“眼睛”而是其它部位受刺激吧？
最后，想奉劝你扩大自己的思考，诚实的接收自己心里想要看的，读的，写的，感受的。这么一来，我觉得你会发现自己更有女人味点！做人别这么固执了～《学海》不也教各位不要按捺自己么？
所以，承认吧，你是还想再读的吧～！>_<
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
What The *BEEP* !!!!
Read this line:
"Therefore, Locus P is also a circle."
Because of these mere short 7 words, we had to copy the answer to a 2007 Maths T1 past year question for A HUNDRED TIMES!!
Yup, your eyes haven't gone bad, and I didn't type wrong: 100 *FREAKING* Times!!
And before you say it, no, the answer isn't even remotely near the word 'SHORT'. In fact, it was LONG, have LOTS of steps and X+Y's.
And the icing on the cake (or should i just say SALT ON THE WOUND), is that we have to pass up this remarkable piece of so-called CORRECTION within the last period of school.
And oh, did our Ms. Lee say it with such flair and attitude. "100 times. I don't care, you have to pass up by TODAY!"
And I was like "What the--(Insert your own choice of rude words)!!"
And thus, today, the whole Physics class could be seen quiet and orderly for a change, with our heads down and our pen moving and the paper and small mumblings it could almost be interpreted by any passer-by that we have turned over a new leaf and were studying.
OH, how wrong were they.
TRUTH:
We are FEVERISHLY copying one time after another of the SAME freaking sentences just trying to make it to 100 times. And the mumbling? That was just cursing language reserved for adults ears.
I swear. By the time I reached over 20, my body was on autopilot and my brain wasn't working at all. Except when I am thinking out NEW and INVENTIVE ways to CURSE a certain 'vege-kuih'.
And I don't even want to go on to the unreal transformation of my handwriting...From readable-->SHIT.
And the only things that disturbed the image of us as 'HARDWORKING STUDENTS' are the constant outbursts and display of insanity.
Such as: "Aargh!!! My hand is freaking getting NUMB!!"
"SHIT! So long only number 20 only!!!"
"MOTHERF***KER!!! I hope someone goes SC**W 'vegekuih'!!"
And so on...
Haiz.
Really, I swear, because of her, my choice and knowledge of curses and swears have definitely been upgraded to a whole new level...
Even now, when I am typing this, my right hand is sore and ACHING!
DAMN. Like what Miao said: MEME KISIAO!!!!
FUCK! If I don't get A in T1 I am really going to MURDER 'Vege-Kuih'!
Another unfortunate thing=Ah Sir just had to come and check on the cleanliness of the windows on such an inopportune time. Really, he should receive an award at the "Worst Timing Awards" ceremony.
And of course, the windows weren't clean and me, as penyelaras, was called out. He then proceeded to wipe the dirt off the windows and insist to HIGH FIVE with me...Making my ACHING and SORE hand DIRTY and BLACK....Haiz haiz. So much for bad luck eh?
Good thing he didn't mengamuk...And I am going to make sure all the windows clean tomorrow~
Again: SODDING T1!! TOTALLY INSANE! MEME KARUT dan BENGONG!
Forgive the language, it's the most truthful way of expressing this F***ING situation.
Till next time.
FROM: An experiencing mental and physical TRAUMA Physics Student.
"Therefore, Locus P is also a circle."
Because of these mere short 7 words, we had to copy the answer to a 2007 Maths T1 past year question for A HUNDRED TIMES!!
Yup, your eyes haven't gone bad, and I didn't type wrong: 100 *FREAKING* Times!!
And before you say it, no, the answer isn't even remotely near the word 'SHORT'. In fact, it was LONG, have LOTS of steps and X+Y's.
And the icing on the cake (or should i just say SALT ON THE WOUND), is that we have to pass up this remarkable piece of so-called CORRECTION within the last period of school.
And oh, did our Ms. Lee say it with such flair and attitude. "100 times. I don't care, you have to pass up by TODAY!"
And I was like "What the--(Insert your own choice of rude words)!!"
And thus, today, the whole Physics class could be seen quiet and orderly for a change, with our heads down and our pen moving and the paper and small mumblings it could almost be interpreted by any passer-by that we have turned over a new leaf and were studying.
OH, how wrong were they.
TRUTH:
We are FEVERISHLY copying one time after another of the SAME freaking sentences just trying to make it to 100 times. And the mumbling? That was just cursing language reserved for adults ears.
I swear. By the time I reached over 20, my body was on autopilot and my brain wasn't working at all. Except when I am thinking out NEW and INVENTIVE ways to CURSE a certain 'vege-kuih'.
And I don't even want to go on to the unreal transformation of my handwriting...From readable-->SHIT.
And the only things that disturbed the image of us as 'HARDWORKING STUDENTS' are the constant outbursts and display of insanity.
Such as: "Aargh!!! My hand is freaking getting NUMB!!"
"SHIT! So long only number 20 only!!!"
"MOTHERF***KER!!! I hope someone goes SC**W 'vegekuih'!!"
And so on...
Haiz.
Really, I swear, because of her, my choice and knowledge of curses and swears have definitely been upgraded to a whole new level...
Even now, when I am typing this, my right hand is sore and ACHING!
DAMN. Like what Miao said: MEME KISIAO!!!!
FUCK! If I don't get A in T1 I am really going to MURDER 'Vege-Kuih'!
Another unfortunate thing=Ah Sir just had to come and check on the cleanliness of the windows on such an inopportune time. Really, he should receive an award at the "Worst Timing Awards" ceremony.
And of course, the windows weren't clean and me, as penyelaras, was called out. He then proceeded to wipe the dirt off the windows and insist to HIGH FIVE with me...Making my ACHING and SORE hand DIRTY and BLACK....Haiz haiz. So much for bad luck eh?
Good thing he didn't mengamuk...And I am going to make sure all the windows clean tomorrow~
Again: SODDING T1!! TOTALLY INSANE! MEME KARUT dan BENGONG!
Forgive the language, it's the most truthful way of expressing this F***ING situation.
Till next time.
FROM: An experiencing mental and physical TRAUMA Physics Student.
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
ClaSS idiOtiC acT--3-~
上个星期，我看到奕文在鬼鬼祟祟地写东西，不问还好，一问才知道她在写情信给芊芊，本班的副班长。结果，我们开始比赛起来，看谁能写封比较好的信。。。
以下是奕文语气有点变态的情信：
致超级亲爱的芊芊：
这是我用手连着心，一起写的情信。不准笑！！！我是真心的，希望你能笑纳。
你的心是世界上最神妙的东西。无论我如何接近它，它总是狠心地把我拒于门外。我用尽锁匙，它的锁却打不开。我到底该怎么办呢？
你的样貌也是其中一个世界七大奇观之一。它总是深深烙印在我脑海，久久挥散不去。
WMB3125，我不能忘却它，即使它一次一次抢了我的停车位，我却恨不了它。请你告诉我，我是不是有病了？为什么一切和你有关的东西。我都一一记在心里呢？
我和你，人海里。竞相遇，不就是一种难得的缘分吗？就让这个缘分更上一层楼，请你接受我吧！！！
最爱你的奕文上
是不是很变态呢？？！！
好吧，来看看我甜蜜的情信：
亲爱的芊芊：
原本，我并没有打算将我这分心意传达给你。不过，当我获知奕文打算写情信给你时，我的心中强烈的告诉我一定要阻止你被她的情信给打动！！因为，她根本配不起你！
你的美貌，你的智慧，你的优雅，你的善良，你的一切的一切，无论里外，都是那么的美丽动人！这令我不禁对你动心！
我了解如果你不回应我的心意，但我只是想让你知道我的心意而已，让你知道，还有一个我在默默地喜欢着你。让你知道，你除了奕文，还有我这个超级不错的选择！！
所以，再一次的，我喜欢你！
真的很喜欢，所以我不忍心看着你被奕文欺骗！芊芊，把她拒绝，好好考虑我吧！
爱你的瑜。
看～！是不是好很多呢？？>_<
此外，奕文还写了一首诗：
你是我的太阳 （你嫌芊芊很圆么？！）
照亮我的生命 （你有生命可以照亮meh？！）
你是我的月亮 （芊芊的脸是滑的！！）
引导我走过夜晚 （傻婆！你当芊芊是幽魂？！）
你是我的星星 （这样多星星，哪个啊？！）
替我点缀沉闷的夜空 （原来你闷才找芊芊。。。）
你是我的流星 （流星是步入灭亡的。。。）
给我无限意外的惊喜 （你还真有如流星般短暂的爱。。。）
你是我的水 （你才该心如止水！！〕
滋润我的生命 （水进入沙漠般的生命也会干枯。。。）
没有你， （你根本就无法拥有她！）
我也不想活了， （去死吧！！〕
为了我的生命， （不屑！！）
请你接受我吧！！ （哇～！！永远都不可能！！）
青色--> 奕文
粉红色--> 我
结果，芊芊看了，点点头说：“嗯，很不错！！”
不过，我敢肯定，她在看奕文的信时，眼神透露了恐慌。。。
>_<
以下是奕文语气有点变态的情信：
致超级亲爱的芊芊：
这是我用手连着心，一起写的情信。不准笑！！！我是真心的，希望你能笑纳。
你的心是世界上最神妙的东西。无论我如何接近它，它总是狠心地把我拒于门外。我用尽锁匙，它的锁却打不开。我到底该怎么办呢？
你的样貌也是其中一个世界七大奇观之一。它总是深深烙印在我脑海，久久挥散不去。
WMB3125，我不能忘却它，即使它一次一次抢了我的停车位，我却恨不了它。请你告诉我，我是不是有病了？为什么一切和你有关的东西。我都一一记在心里呢？
我和你，人海里。竞相遇，不就是一种难得的缘分吗？就让这个缘分更上一层楼，请你接受我吧！！！
最爱你的奕文上
是不是很变态呢？？！！
好吧，来看看我甜蜜的情信：
亲爱的芊芊：
原本，我并没有打算将我这分心意传达给你。不过，当我获知奕文打算写情信给你时，我的心中强烈的告诉我一定要阻止你被她的情信给打动！！因为，她根本配不起你！
你的美貌，你的智慧，你的优雅，你的善良，你的一切的一切，无论里外，都是那么的美丽动人！这令我不禁对你动心！
我了解如果你不回应我的心意，但我只是想让你知道我的心意而已，让你知道，还有一个我在默默地喜欢着你。让你知道，你除了奕文，还有我这个超级不错的选择！！
所以，再一次的，我喜欢你！
真的很喜欢，所以我不忍心看着你被奕文欺骗！芊芊，把她拒绝，好好考虑我吧！
爱你的瑜。
看～！是不是好很多呢？？>_<
此外，奕文还写了一首诗：
你是我的太阳 （你嫌芊芊很圆么？！）
照亮我的生命 （你有生命可以照亮meh？！）
你是我的月亮 （芊芊的脸是滑的！！）
引导我走过夜晚 （傻婆！你当芊芊是幽魂？！）
你是我的星星 （这样多星星，哪个啊？！）
替我点缀沉闷的夜空 （原来你闷才找芊芊。。。）
你是我的流星 （流星是步入灭亡的。。。）
给我无限意外的惊喜 （你还真有如流星般短暂的爱。。。）
你是我的水 （你才该心如止水！！〕
滋润我的生命 （水进入沙漠般的生命也会干枯。。。）
没有你， （你根本就无法拥有她！）
我也不想活了， （去死吧！！〕
为了我的生命， （不屑！！）
请你接受我吧！！ （哇～！！永远都不可能！！）
青色--> 奕文
粉红色--> 我
结果，芊芊看了，点点头说：“嗯，很不错！！”
不过，我敢肯定，她在看奕文的信时，眼神透露了恐慌。。。
>_<
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